What started out as a threat has taken on a life of its own. This network reality star who would rather be an actress but no one will hire her or a singer but no one bought her records or doing anything other than judging a network reality show threatened to quit. The producers said fine and said they were looking into bringing in this one named singer/dancer to replace her. She backed down and the producers were never going to land the guy anyway because their entire budget for judges for a season is what he would have wanted for one episode.
They were co-stars on a quickly put out of its misery television show. He is a B list mostly television actor who had a run on that almost network hit. He needed a beard and she agreed. They thought it would be great for the show. The show is long gone, but the actress, who has nothing in the pipeline except a tiny recurring role on an almost show that is on its last legs is literally holding on to this situation by any means necessary. A couple more weeks before he breaks it off.
What is not being talked about by anyone in any tribute is how this amazing B+ list mostly movie actress from a family of families when it comes to acting has been using a lot on and off the past six months and was warned something like this would happen unless she stopped.
This C list celebrity wanted to sell the rights to the funeral of his actress/celebrity wife. He had no takers though.
This Teen Mom dad who is not an original dad got someone pregnant other than the Teen Mom who made him famous. The Teen Mom that made him famous has no idea but it will definitely preclude them ever getting back together.
This former movie franchise actress can’t get hired since she was basically fired from this network show because she thought she was the star instead of a recurring for the season. Now, the married actress is trying to convince her actor husband to do a reality show which would also ruin what is left of his career. He is already facing the loss of his weekly paycheck from his long running show ending.
Something is about to go down because this lesser known celebrity sibling has been spending some money the past couple of weeks to have paps take her photo. At the gym this week she spent almost an hour pacing after getting ready because the pap was late.
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit network show shares a love for hookers like his best friend who used to have his own show on the same network. The pair often go to strip clubs and compete to see who can get a stripper to go home with them for less money.
This wannabe actress who is an A- list almost television star on her eponymous show has sent tens of thousands of dollars in gifts to this pro athlete in an attempt to get him to ask her out.
These two actresses, the first an A-/B+ mostly movie actress from an acting family and the second, an A-/B+ foreign born mostly movie actress, can’t stand each other, especially after the second one got a huge, one in a lifetime role both of them were fighting for. It’s not the first time they are considered for the same role, though, and they have shared the same co-stars in several films. They throw each other under the bus whenever they have the chance. They are real competitors.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress makes up fake errands for her celebrity husband to run every day just to get him out of the house. Our actress would run the errands but then her husband would insist on going.
This foreign born A list writer probably didn’t deserve the A list tag. There were lots of other people who hated her. Our writer was a registered communist but was allowed to keep working as long as she named named of Hollywood writers who were communists. She named names just to name names whether it was true or not. Every name she named was blackballed.
It was a chance thing. A coincidence. Are those two, the same thing? I think of chance being more magical than a coincidence. The magical does not necessarily have to be good however. Anyway, I had not seen this actor in about a decade at this point. Then, one Friday night we literally ran into each other in a Vegas hotel lobby. Hugs were exchanged and then he showed me that he is in massively better shape than me and proceeded to remind me of it for the next three hours. The smiles and hugs were genuine. We might not go looking for each other, but when we see each other we have that bond that can only be shared with a few other people from our past. It was back in the day. He was a friend of a friend. It was midnight and we were on the grounds of a miniature golf course. The golf course was the site of a weekly contest. A handful of us would get together and drink beer and play golf for $20 a hole. That was a ton of money to me at the time. It was a ton of money to everyone who played except for the guy who brought the future actor. The guy who brought the actor was a friend of mine. Not a great friend, but a friend. He was always willing to gamble at anytime and anyplace. In the years since, I don’t know what happened to him and the actor doesn’t either. They lost touch years ago after the person that introduced us asked for money one too many times. Anyway, there we were. Playing for more money than any of us wanted to play for. We did so because it made everyone treat it more seriously. We had fun, but everyone wanted to win. I usually ended up breaking even. I never won. Once or twice I ended up losing $40 or $60. After we played, someone had the key to inside the building and we would drink more and play video games for free. It was the third or fourth time the actor played that summer with us that a group of guys in a big pickup truck pulled into the parking lot. Confederate flag flying, they would have been more at home at a KKK rally. Did I mention our future actor is African American? And the friend that introduced us. There were two other guys besides myself who were also there and white. We had all been walking out to our cars when the group pulled in and started doing donuts in the parking lot which kept us from getting to our cars. Even if we could have managed to get to them, there was no way we could have driven off. They stopped doing donuts and when they got out of the truck, there were 7 or 8 of them. I knew we were out numbered. Two of them had some tire chains. This whole scene was so unreal. Surreal? This stuff happened in movies, and not in a parking lot of a batting cage/golf course/video arcade place. It turns out this was not a random thing. The guy who introduced me to the future actor had won some bets from the guys and they were not good losers. They told me and the other two white guys we could leave. Nope. It doesn’t work that way. None of us were going to leave our friends. I was just wondering how badly I was going to be beaten. Tire chains would probably leave a mark. I remember that I wanted one of the guys who didn’t have a tire chain. I think we all did. When the guys from the truck came charging, the guys with the tire chains were left alone because we all went after the others. I fully expected to get a tire chain in the back or back of the head. It didn’t happen. About five minutes into this melee, a police car pulled into the parking lot and turned on its lights and sirens. The first thing the policeman saw were the guys holding the tire chains. He told them to put them down and to get down on their knees. He called for backup. There were no partners in cars at that time. Before his backup got there, he pretty much had the whole story. No one was going to get in trouble for the fight. There was barely any blood, and even if there had been, no one was going to get in trouble unless the chains had been used. The guy who introduced me to our actor did have a warrant out for his arrest though and ended up going to jail. This posed a problem for the future A+ list mostly movie actor because the guy was his ride and he lived about an hour away from where we were. No worries. I took him back to my place. Even though he only lived an hour away, that world an hour away was integrated in name only. I guess that is why the bond never goes away. As much as he thought we might be friends, I don’t think he expected me or the other guys to not only stick up for him but to fight for him. Then, to invite him to spend the night and what actually turned out to be three nights. After that encounter in the parking lot, one thing that did happen is that the late night use of the facilities was off limits. No more gambling or free video games. Our actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee, I didn’t see for several years afterwards. It was a one night thing we had planned on a Halloween night. After that, it was probably six years before we saw each other again. That night was just because of some mutual friends of his that he worked with on a television show and some mutual friends of me. The person in the middle was an actress and a movie premiere. It would not be until Vegas that we would see each other again and like he said, we definitely had a party. You can read about it tomorrow.
There is definitely going to be a late night shakeup. One of the alternatives being discussed is having this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee step up and be a host.
CBS late night situation/Anna Kendrick
Rumored Date: December 17, 2016
So, let me get this straight. The photographer you have been secretly sleeping with for much of 2016 is also your trigger. So, you (former tweener turned A- list singer/bad actress) go get “sober,” and then decide the best course of action is to have him move into your place, because yeah, that should work out fine.
Rumored Date: December 17, 2016
What wasn’t said about the recent television appearance of this permanent A list singer is that a shoot scheduled for one hour took four because the singer was so wasted.
Mariah Carey/Carpool Karaoke
Rumored Date: December 18, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who all of you know had a hooker on standby all week behind the scenes of this show. Whenever he had a break he would hook up with her.
Rumored Date: December 19, 2016
By my count, this reality family has shown off 14 new animals they have acquired over the years. Once the initial luster fades and enough photos have been taken, they tell an employee to find a new owner. They then put the animal out of their mind and move on to the next photo op.
This back in the day holiday movie that everyone watches had a massive coverup. After much of the movie had been shot, one of the lead actors beat his girlfriend nearly to death. The producers of the former #1 movie paid her six figures to not file a police report. Later women in his life probably wish she had gone through with the report
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is most known for a role he played in multiple media formats. The actress he kept calling a lesbian for refusing his advances is actually still in the closet. At the time of the holiday movie in which they both starred, she was just starting out and he pressured her beyond belief. Now, she is his equal, and once was probably a bit higher. She makes it a mission to talk about him and his actions all the time.
This actor is in multiple holiday movies. The one which is not a franchise though was not a good production experience. He had a relapse of coke and was doing it like crazy while having sex with every extra and walk on possible. The film is a disjointed mess because of his actions.
It turns out there is not just one woman this rapper/reality star got pregnant while married, but two. Both are due to give birth this upcoming year. It makes sense why the rapper’s celebrity/reality star wife would file for divorce.
This former multiple reality star who got a couple of acting gigs thinks that makes her an A+ lister. The demands she levied on producers of this game show were more than anyone could ever remember. When she wouldn’t back down, they fired her as quickly as they could.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor just made things worse with a non-denial denial of some outing comments recently written about him. He ticked off a lot of other men he has hooked up with who now plan to openly talk. They found his comments insulting.
This former A- list NFL player has multiple e-mail accounts he is working to try and make it seem like a naked video he made for another man was actually for a woman. He even was willing to pretend he was a woman having an affair just to keep his sexuality in the closet.
If her former co-star would give the greenlight, this A list mostly television actress on a very long running, very hit network show would walk away from what’s left of her hollowness of a marriage. She just won’t do it unless he is on board too.
This family can’t find a disease they can’t or won’t exploit. Don’t believe the most recent disease announcement from this barely a celebrity offspring who is an A-/B+ list model. Starving herself and drugs are the causes of her weight loss.
The budding friendship between this B- list celebrity who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and this B list mostly television actress who was fired from a soon to be ended cable hit is all based on drugs. The actress found out the offspring loves certain drugs and makes sure she always has some available. It is about the only way the actress can keep any friends.
The prescription pills she is taking are causing this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee to not eat. As a result her weight has dropped to scary skinny levels.
Apparently when a woman answered the phone of this former A list athlete turned permanent A list coach at 3 in the morning, that was the end of this very high profile relationship.
This kneepadding website who has bigger kneepads than the original namesake, is trying to use the death of this actress to promote a heterosexual relationship that doesn’t exist. My guess is that it is being pushed by the people of this actor rather than his actress beard.
Everything seems to be falling apart for these two families. One family consisting of a former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister is headed for divorce. Meanwhile, his closest friend is being accused of being improper with an underage family member.
This foreign born model has been relegated to a guest bedroom while her closeted A+ list actor “boyfriend” has the master bedroom with his male lover.
While filming this Christmas movie, this lead actor or his best friend or his other best friend, both of whom are involved in this movie and generally most movies since childhood would arrange for a stripper to knock on the trailer door of this A+ list mostly movie actress asking for directions to the trailer of one of the three. They would never tell the stripper who was going to answer the door. Invariably when the door would answer and it would be the A+ lister, the stripper would spend 5-10 minutes trying to talk to her.
This A-/B+ list actor filmed a movie that takes place right after Christmas. He didn’t get along with an A-/B+ list actress he had most of his scenes with. They had close scenes. He didn’t shower the entire time they filmed together just to try and make her angry.
With the exception of one cast member, the majority of this holiday classic smoke pot nonstop during the entire filming. Not including the kids in the movie of course. The one holdout? It kind of seems fitting given her character, but this A/A- list mostly television actress abstained.
When tributes pour in for this recently deceased A lister, don’t listen to the ones from his old label. They screwed him over by diverting funds from his records to those of a singer, the head of the label was sleeping with leaving our A lister precious little promotional money
This VS model called it quits with this A+ list mostly movie actor when he wanted her to have sex with one of his actor friends. No pay, no play with her. Our actor was upset to say the least.
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor, who is super shady and controlling when it comes to using publicity for his own purposes, yelled at a guy last Friday who tried to take a picture with our actor after the actor bought a Christmas tree from the guy’s stand. Apparently that PR machine only goes in one direction
I have never done a complete tally, but most of the time PR leaks about dating, generally come from either the female in a couple or the guy who wants a beard. In this case, it is neither. This foreign born one named rapper loves having his name attached to women who would never date him. It makes people forget that he takes home a different stripper each night and goes without a condom. Quite the catch.
You know that movie that had about seven parts or something like that and made billions of dollars? Yeah, the one they filmed all in a certain country. One actor on the set was kind of outed by one of the leads. Anyway, the kind of outed actor had a long loving relationship with his closeted star. They recently split after a few years together.
This B list mostly television actor had a huge break as a lead in a hugely popular cable show from a former made for tv kind of cable network. Anyway, he got busted getting orally serviced by a homeless man while volunteering last week.
Our favorite former Disney actress who loves to beard as much as she loves to wear bikinis bailed on volunteering this past weekend when she learned she would not be the biggest name celebrity there.
Each year that passes brings his meal tickets closer to 18 when he won’t get any more meals or tickets and has made zero plans on how to live once he is forced to earn his own living. Maybe this C list celebrity with prolific sperm could try rapping again
This A- list singer/songwriter/do a little bit of everything had a very good 2016. He even got played by a PR pro. Anyway, our singer decided to stand out in front of a recent gig and personally hand out tickets to the first 100 people who came up to him and recognized him. No cameras or publicity. He just thought it would be fun.
Another Christmas, another year of separation for this family not because this family member is in the closet, but because this family member is gay. There is no tolerance for this A list athlete from his family.
It has been a couple of months without any structure in the life of this B+ list mostly television actress from a now ended filming hit cable show on the strangely named channel. Our actress, who will soon start dropping down the list after the series stops airing needs structure. She is partying like crazy and looks a decade older. She doesn’t have enough money to quit acting for good. The longer she goes without a job, the harder it will be to land another one
This permanent A list mostly movie comic actor has at the least, a handful of children. He is proud of the fact he has never changed one diaper.
There is definitely going to be a late night shakeup . One of the alternatives being discussed is having this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee step up and be a host.
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